you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My life is pants optional.
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