Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
