i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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