Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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