You work out of a Hotel?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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