just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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