Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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