I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just want nice things and good sex
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
