Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
