Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
