maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
