He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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