the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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