You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
