You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
