Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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