once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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