Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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