Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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