Porn is love you can see.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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