What a fucking waste of an outfit
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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