They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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