And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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