oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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