i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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