you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
