I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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