BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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