Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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