Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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