he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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