honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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