Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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