i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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