Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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