what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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