In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
accomplished twins. life is a go
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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