just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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