There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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