My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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