We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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