She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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