My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I want to be your penis for a week.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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