Banned from zoo.
Again?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
