I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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