i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
