11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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