When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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