He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i think i just lost a toe
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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