Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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