gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yo dont text me then not text me
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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