windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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