i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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