I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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