can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my shit smells like andre
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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