I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
bring money and cleavage
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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